Mallory Jane WeissWaiting on the Medium Writers Challenge AnnouncementWhen will we learn who won?Sep 30, 20211Sep 30, 20211
Mallory Jane WeissWhat Taylor Swift Taught Me About DeathThe old me can’t come to the squat rack right now. Why? Because she’s dead.Aug 24, 20219Aug 24, 20219
Mallory Jane WeissinSlackjawOld MacDonald’s First Day At The Support Group For Retired Nursery Rhyme CharactersAfter London Bridge is done discussing his truss issues, we move on to Jack and Jill. Siblings or dating? I can’t tell.Aug 2, 20211Aug 2, 20211
Mallory Jane WeissinThe Belladonna ComedyEscaping the Zombie Apocalypse in Guy Fieri’s Camaro: A Daily LogI wonder whether Guy Fieri expects the two of us to repopulate the planet?Jun 2, 2021Jun 2, 2021
Mallory Jane WeissinLady PiecesSix Productive Uses for your Stress Tears!We’ve all been there—the third stall in your office bathroom, watching your tears form ripples in the toilet-bowl water and thinking that…May 8, 20211May 8, 20211
Mallory Jane WeissHonest Replies To The Kids Who Signed My 8th Grade Yearbook“H.A.G.S — Jeremy”May 3, 2021May 3, 2021